"We are going to continue having these meetings, everyday, until I find out why no work is getting done."

"I didn't say it was your fault. I said I was going to blame it on you."

"The beatings will continue until morale improves."

"We passed over a lot of good people to get the ones we hired."

"My Boss frequently gets lost in thought. That's because it's unfamiliar territory."

"What you see as a glass ceiling, the boss sees as a protective barrier."

"I'm sorry if I ever gave you the impression your input would have any effect on my decision for the outcome of this project."

On their death bed, no one ever said, "I wish I had spent more time in the office."

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