"We are going to continue having these meetings, everyday,
until I find out why no work is getting done."
"I didn't say it was your fault. I said I was going
to blame it on you."
"The beatings will continue until morale improves."
"We passed over a lot of good people to get the ones
we hired."
"My Boss frequently gets lost in thought. That's because
it's unfamiliar territory."
"What you see as a glass ceiling, the boss sees as a
protective barrier."
"I'm sorry if I ever gave you the impression your input
would have any effect on my decision for the outcome of this project."
On their death bed, no one ever said, "I wish I had
spent more time in the office."
Warning: Dates in calendar are closer than the appear.