Xerox and Wurlitzer:
They're going to make reproductive organs.
Fairchild Electronics
and Honeywell Computers: New
company will be called Fairwell Honeychild.
Polygram Records,
Warner Brothers and Keebler: New company will be called Poly-Warner-Cracker.
W. R. Grace
Co., Fuller Brush Co., Mary Kay Cosmetics, and Hale Business Systems:
New company will be called Hale Mary Fuller Grace.
3M & Goodyear:
mmmGood
John Deere
& Abitibi-Price: Deere Abi
Honeywell,
Imasco, and Home Oil: Honey,
I'm Home
Denison Mines,
Alliance, and Metal Mining: Mine, All Mine
3M, J.C. Penny,
Metropolitan Opera Company: 3 Penny Opera
Grey Poupon
& Dockers Pants: Poupon Pants
Knott's Berry
Farm & National Organization of Women: Knott NOW!
Zippo Manufacturing,
Audi, Dofasco, Dakota Mining: Zip Audi Do-Da
Netscape &
Yahoo: Net 'n' Yahoo
Federal Express
& United Parcel Service: Fed-UP
